teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude
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If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.
(Source: partyweedmoneybitches, via katieleilani)
suburban middle class white girls: nigga
Reblog if you are an Anglophile.
puffalo10:
Def. : An Anglophile is a person who is fond of English Culture or, more broadly, British Culture.

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stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
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Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married